Bats
1. Carlos Beltran (NYM), 3 for 5, 3 HR, 6 RBI, 3 R. Two of Chuckie Cheese’s three bombs came from the left (read: weak) side. That’s the good news. The bad news is, it’s not 2004 anymore.
2. Martin Prado (ATL), 2 for 4, HR, 4 RBI, 2 R. With multiple hits in three straight games and a knock in 14 of his last 15, perhaps Prado is coming around. And he’d better. I have enough .270 hitters with warning track power and no speed on my teams.
3. Eric Hosmer (KC), 3 for 5, HR, 2B, 2 RBI, R. If you missed the Eric Hosmer Train, don’t worry. I picked him up in my H2H points league, so he should be back in Omaha by July.
4. Jon Jay (STL), 3 for 6, 2B, 3 RBI, R. Apparently, you can throw anyone in that Cardinals line up and they’ll do work. Shit, you could bat The Guru seventh and even he’d drive in four and steal a base. I could do La Russa’s job.
5. Asdrubal Cabrera (CLE), 2 for 3, HR, 3B, RBI, 2 R. Personally, I need that average to creep up a little bit, especially since it feels like he’s running less this year. But what do you expect from a guy named Ass Dribble.
Arms
1. Jordan Zimmerman (WAS), 6.1 IP, 5 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 11K, ND. Yep, nothing quite like coming to the computer and seeing 11 strikeouts on a slow Thursday in an NL Only League. It’s an owner’s absolute dream. Come to think of it, so is…
2. Jaime Garcia (STL), 7 IP, 9 H, ER, BB, 4 K, W. Not as dominating as his last performance but certainly helped the ole ERA. The only thing that could top those two would be…
3. Matt Cain (SF), 7.2 IP, 7 H, 2 ER, BB, 7 K, W. And Matty Cain checks in with his best start of the year for good measure. At this point, I’m just blatantly rosterbating in your face. Thanks for reading.
4. ^Zach Britton (BAL), 9 IP, 3 H, 5 K. C’mon Buck, what the hell’s going on down there? You’ve got a kid throwing nine innings of three-hit ball and you can’t get him a W? It’s not like Seattle had Cy Young going…
5. Jason Vargas (SEA), 9 IP, 7 H, BB, 4 K. Oh. Well, shit.
1. Jordan Zimmerman (WAS), 6.1 IP, 5 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 11K, ND. Yep, nothing quite like coming to the computer and seeing 11 strikeouts on a slow Thursday in an NL Only League. It’s an owner’s absolute dream. Come to think of it, so is…
2. Jaime Garcia (STL), 7 IP, 9 H, ER, BB, 4 K, W. Not as dominating as his last performance but certainly helped the ole ERA. The only thing that could top those two would be…
3. Matt Cain (SF), 7.2 IP, 7 H, 2 ER, BB, 7 K, W. And Matty Cain checks in with his best start of the year for good measure. At this point, I’m just blatantly rosterbating in your face. Thanks for reading.
4. ^Zach Britton (BAL), 9 IP, 3 H, 5 K. C’mon Buck, what the hell’s going on down there? You’ve got a kid throwing nine innings of three-hit ball and you can’t get him a W? It’s not like Seattle had Cy Young going…
5. Jason Vargas (SEA), 9 IP, 7 H, BB, 4 K. Oh. Well, shit.
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